A: Texas…

The French response:
“Ah, good! So you’re one of the Americans that MOVED”

“In Europe, we like cities like Seattle, you know? It’s very liberal, and you have the ocean and mountains. When we think of places like Texas, we think of… how do you say? ah yes, Rangers, Rangers, Rangers!”

“Who do you like better? Chuck Norris or Jean Claude Van Damme?”

The German and Brazilian response:
“Oh, do you shoot guns?”

The Japanese response:
…silence…